Written by: Anna Marešová
Yes, even though I have already adjusted everything with production, I still sit on several chairs at once. And it is quite logical that one girl cannot handle everything in the world at once. So when I finally have a full warehouse, I go all out and focus a million percent on emptying it out.
I'm gonna do a shopping spree or something in like 10 days. And then I'm surprised that we sold out of the vibrators a few months earlier than I planned. So even though the production is already ordered, the parts are coming together for assembly, and the silicone is already cooking, we just won't make it in 5 months.
Instead of being happy that we're sold out, I'm angry at myself. I keep going over and over in my head that if I did this, and this, and that, it would be okay and everything would follow perfectly. But I already forget that at the moment when I was supposed to order mine "correctly and on time", she was deciding whether I had saleswomen in the shop and whether I would even choose the corner with Chodov. Well, when I gradually share this fuck up of mine with those around me, I'm always embarrassed about it (and I'm embarrassed in front of you even now as I write this). Well, then I'll also announce it to Bára. She looks at me with those very green eyes and says: "It's a good thing it's sold out! There will be a waiting list and something to look forward to. Like a Birkin. And can you make a videoabout it. No?" At first I get mad at her because I feel like everyone around me they make light of it. I know very well what it's like not to produce for several months = stupid. So just in case, I'll start getting mad at myself again. But then I realize that this is different. Now that I have a manufacturer, I know there will be vibrators. Late, but they will. And that this happens to big companies too. And that it's good that they ran out. Because sold out is pretty sexy.
Wow, this stupid situation finally kicked me. I moved the cups, I'm planning a wedding edition of Venus balls (if it comes out, it will be a total blast), I opened the issue lubricant again and took new photos.
That is, if everything were fine-tuned and worked according to plans, the energy that drives us forward would somehow disappear. do you know So make mistakes, really scroll!
PS: Venus balls are in stock, waiting list is ready and video will be too!
Photo: Adam Dvořák